he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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