she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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