theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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