I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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