Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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