ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
birth control should be required to get into college
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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