oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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