Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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