first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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