yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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