just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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