i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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