Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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