what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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