let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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