Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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