and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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