i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.