My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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