sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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