the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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