i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize