god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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