He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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