Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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