I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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