i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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