I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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