Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I queefed so loud it echoed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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