the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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