I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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