I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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