Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Buhtt sex?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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