id be glad to
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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