At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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