Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
