2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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