If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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