Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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