STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
