white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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