think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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