her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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