my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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