Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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