It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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