Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
you had me at cake vodka
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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