so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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