Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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