I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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