how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
How naked do you want me to be?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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