Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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