Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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