Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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